Team Entrance Theme: “Burn in Hell” covered by Dimmu Borgir

Bio: Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A priest and a rabbi walk into a wrestling arena, and then they just whip everybody’s asses with chairs and sticks and whatnot. That’s Bad Religion, and they’re here to literally beat the Hell out of you. Father Mayhem is a big, mean, nasty miscreant, and after several arrests and paternity suits, the only reason he hasn’t been defrocked is because everyone else in the diocese is too scared to go near him. Rabbi Spike is probably more of a career criminal than a man of the cloth, running a protection racket out of his synagogue and secretly selling all kinds of pork products out of his dad’s delicatessen. Now, they’re wrestling’s problem, God help us all.

Hey look, someone made them on this one weird wrestling game: Spike / Mayhem

CURRENT TEAM WON/LOSS RECORD: 3-0-2

Opponent	W/L	Rating
The Coke Brothers	TIE	5⭐
BIG BOI SEASON	TIE	5⭐
BIG BOI SEASON	W	3.5⭐
The Rockin’ Rocksmen	W	1.5⭐
BIG BOI SEASON	W	1.5⭐

RABBI SPIKE WON/LOSS RECORD: 0-1-0

Father Mayhem (street fight)

L

95%

FATHER MAYHEM WON/LOSS RECORD: 1-1-0

Rabbi Spike (street fight)	W	4⭐
Battle Royal (Hijo, Grizzle, Bob, T-Plex Gummo, Gunnar, Mayo Boy	L	n/a