STRUGGLE PRO MUSIC!

Through a shady deal with our friends at Unity United Records we’re proud to announce that we’re back in the music business! All compact discs pressed onto the highest-quality CD-Rs available (Tony got us a hookup on some Verbatim discs) with full color inserts and whatnot. Digital format is unavailable at the moment, as we don’t actually own the rights to any of this, and all the big websites get pissy about things like that.
Payment accepted: Visa, MasterCard, Diner’s Club, check, money order, Dogecoin, well-concealed cash, poorly concealed cash, or PayPal. Sorry, no C.O.D.s.
Sends checks, etc. to:
STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling
34 Ciro Terranova Parkway
Tri-State Area, USA

THE SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE, VOLUME THREE – Brand new for 2021! Two CDs, jam-packed with the unlicensed themes of most of your STRUGGLE favorites! (Plus a few here and there from EWX and MOSES regulars) – $19.99

DISC ONE

  1. AC/DC – “Big Gun” (Skip Legday)
  2. Primus – “My Name is Mud” (Froggy Terry)
  3. Antiseen – “Fuck All Y’all” (Jezebel Grim)
  4. Uncle Slam – “Smoke ‘Em if you got ‘Em” (Virginia Slams)
  5. Stan Bush – “The Touch” (Rodimus Primo)
  6. Neal McCoy – “Take A Knee, My Ass (I Won’t Take a Knee)” (Garfield Vanzetti)
  7. Stormtroopers of Death – “Evil is In” (Secret Evil Service Elite)
  8. Phil Collins – “In the Air Tonight” (BIG BOI SEASON)
  9. Darkthrone – “Cult of Goliath” (Trondheim Troy)
  10. The Beastie Boys – “Fight For Your Right” (PARTY TIGER)
  11. Joe Raposo – “Sesame Street Theme (J-Squad Remix)” (El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine)
  12. GWAR – “The Uberklaw” (The Uberklaw)

DISC TWO

  1. Body Count – “There Goes the Neighborhood” (Yumiko La Grange)
  2. Dimmu Borgir – “Burn in Hell” (Bad Religion)
  3. Suicidal Tendencies – “Send Me Your Money” (Billy Wayne Humble)
  4. Mastodon – “Crusher Destroyer” (Tyrannosaurus Plex)
  5. Smash Mouth – “All Star” (Pam From H.R.)
  6. Giorgio Moroder – “Push it to the Limit” (The Coke Brothers)
  7. Black Flag – “Nervous Breakdown” (Parking Lot Duval)
  8. Slayer – “Evil Has No Boundaries” (Agent 35)
  9. Katy Perry “Roar” (Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti)
  10. Madball “Unity” (Tony Unity)
  11. Vince DiCola “Prepare for Extermination” (Kazushi Maeda)
  12. Raffi – “Banana Phone” (CRAWDAD Hoshino)

THE SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE, VOLUME 1 + 2 – Long out of print, the two original STRUGGLE soundtrack CDs have been smooshed together into one volume, plus a bonus disc of stuff that got left out of parts one, two, and three! Buy this, and go throw your old CDs from 2005 and 2010 on Ebay for big bucks! – $27.99

DISC ONE – THE SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE (2005)

  1. Nazareth – “Hair of the Dog” (Steven T. Ruggle)
  2. Method of Destruction – “Bonanza” (Ol’ Ross Gracie)
  3. Dr. Dre & 2Pac – “California Love” (Tupac Machine)
  4. The Offspring – “Nitro (Youth Energy)” (Yumiko Nakano)
  5. Thomas Dolby – “Weird Science” (Brain God, the Calculation Master)
  6. Spike Chunsoft – “Chaotic Darkness (Wake Up and Smell the Coffee Remix)” (“Newface John Smith)
  7. Mayhem – “Chainsaw Gutsfuck” (Count Wrischtlockh)
  8. Ralph Stanley – “Man of Constant Sorrow” (Hillbilly Grim)
  9. Joe Raposo – “Sesame Street Theme” (Big Bird Machine)
  10. Brad Feidel – “The Terminator Theme” (The Think Tanks)
  11. Lee Greenwood – “God bless the U.S.A.” (Lt. Governor Justice)
  12. Van Halen – “Panama” (Gorgeous Gary Nantucket)

DISC TWO – THE SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE, VOLUME TWO (2010)

  1. Motorhead – “Ace of Spades” (Ace La Grange)
  2. Diamond Head – “Am I Evil” (President Evil)
  3. Alice Cooper – “Poison” (Hoda Stadankowicz-Duda)
  4. Slayer – “Angel of Death” (Screaming Rage Man)
  5. Queen – “Princes of the Universe” (Immortan Jimmy)
  6. White Zombie – “Thunderkiss ’65” (Pitbull Van Scorpio)
  7. Vince Dicola – “I am Unicron” (Think Tank Z)
  8. Megadeth – “Angry Again” (Yumiko La Grange)
  9. The London Philharmonic Orchestra – “Ride of the Valkyries” (The Masked Turds)
  10. Korn – “Blind” (The Korn Demon)
  11. Dio – “Lady Evil” (First Lady Evil)
  12. The Fabulous Thunderbirds “Tough Enough” (STRUGGLE TV Theme)

DISC THREE – 15TH AND/OR 10TH ANNIVERSARY BONUS DISC!

  1. Turbonegro – “Bad Mongo” (Humungulus)
  2. Judas Priest – “Devil’s Child” (Big Baby Lucifer)
  3. James Brown – “Living in America” (Tyrannosaurus Plex)
  4. King’s X – “Junior’s Gone Wild” (Junior Grim)
  5. Ramin Djawadi – “Iron Man” (Cyberta)
  6. Yellow Machinegun – “Oh! Die!! Oh Choose Die!!!” (Screaming Rage Man)
  7. Exodus – “Bonded By Blood” (Toxic Walt)
  8. Winger – “Battle Station” (CANNONBALLS!)
  9. The Eagles – “Desperado” (Pitbull Van Scorpio)
  10. Kiss – “War Machine” (Pitbull Van Scorpio)
  11. L7 – “Shitlist” (Donita Zapata)
  12. Megadeth – “Skin O’ My Teeth” (Uno Muerte)

COMING SOON FROM STRUGGLE PRO/UNITY UNITED RECORDS:

The Sounds of the Hoss Dojo, Volume One
Lil’ Xeljanz – The Drugs Album
Toxic Walt – My Last Sessions (60 minutes of Walt trying and failing to play the main riff from “My Last Words” by Megadeth)
Buford Randall – The Government Wants Me Dead Probably (spoken word)