STRUGGLE House Shows #11 – Quick and Blurry

This was a weird show, in that I guess the bingo people decided that it might be a neat thing to combine the two key features of their damn bingo hall and have some matches go on while the old ladies are going to bathroom and/or sneaking shots of Everclear in the parking lot. Unfortunately, this happened right as we’re starting a hardcore tournament, and people may have been sufficiently horrified so as to not have this happen again. Oh well. Anyway, short card, and the hastily-assembled nature of it really messed with the video quality somehow, but what can you do. Watch this video within the next 7 days (or is it 14? Or was it 14, but is now 7? Who even knows anymore) and read things about it.

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STRUGGLE House Shows #10 – A Morning of Upsets

Well, this was a wild one. almost everyone who wasn’t supposed to win ended up doing just that, and we had the wildest, bloodiest, stupidest brawl ever, marred by technical difficulties. Here’s most of the show, at least until Twitch deletes it in a week, then read words about it below:

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(and here’s the part that got separated)

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STRUGGLE House Shows on Twitch #8, 4/20/19

Big day for us, as we had a morning show and a night show, which is probably not a great idea, but peopl showed up, so I guess I’m a genius. If you want to watch, it’s right here for now, then goes away after a week, because I guess Twitch isn’t made of server space. (even though it literally is physically made of server space, but you know what I mean) Watch it, or not, then read about it, because you’ve got nothing better to do, hopefully.

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BIG NEWS FROM STRUGGLE HEADQUARTERS

If you were at that last house show, (and it was… sparsely attended, so probably not) you may have noticed a big trend toward new tag teams popping up. In case you missed it:

The 46 Defenders have arrived all the way from Chicago, to kick ass, take names, and make the hare-brained argument that Ryan Nall is a better running back than Jordan Howard anyway.

The Fighting Cocks have made their debut, and we might as well pay local delinquents to spray paint some graffiti of Sterling Archer yelling “PHRASING” on the front of the goddamn building.

In the wake of Ricky Coke‘s devastating neck injury, Ross Coke has teamed up with PARTY TIGER to form the COKE PARTY until the Coke Brothers can reform.

Various local jobbers have started wearing generic masks as The Masked Instigators and hoping we don’t notice, as if we would care.

El Grande Chungus and BIG TREAT BOY have made it official, teaming up under the name BIG BOI SEASON, although given their current non-winning record, this may not be the best idea. Matching gear is allegedly in the works, giving a massive boost to the Tri-State Area’s spandex industry.

Finally, after originally breaking up like twenty years ago, The Rockin’ Rocksmen are back in action, at least until Rockin’ Roland relapses or Rollin’ Rocky‘s heart finally collapses under the weight of all the steroids. (Oh come on, no 60 year-old is that jacked naturally, and he’s fooling no one)

And the reason for all this?

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STRUGGLE HOUSE SHOWS ON TWITCH #7, 4/13/2019

STRUGGLE LIVE! from the ol’ Vito Genovese building, in a TAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA, which was probably a bad idea, since we might actually be reasonably close to throwing all f these people back together for a title tournament. Some new teams debuted, with unfortunate results. Oh well. Here’s the whole show, which will disappear in I think two weeks. (I think? Or is it three? Stupid Twitch.) Watch it, then read words about it.

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