| Ross Coke Height: 6’2″ Weight: 297 lbs. D.O.B.: 12/31/75 Hometown: New York, NY Finisher: Yayo Neckbreaker | Ricky Coke 6’1″ 229 12/31/86 New York, NY $450-an-ounce Splash |
Team Entrance Theme: “Push it to the Limit” by Georgio Moroder
BIO: The Coke Brothers are two idiot failsons of a family of Wall Street gazillionaires, guaranteed a life of ease and luxury, so long as they didn’t ruin several big-money deals or get repeatedly arrested for assorted crimes and misdemeanors. So of course, they got arrested a bunch of times, crashed a wide assortment of exotic sports cars, cost the family billions in hare-brained, doomed schemes, and were summarily cut off. With the newfound dilemma of not having a way to afford their lavish lifestyle and expensive habits, they found a lucrative field of work that would actually welcome a pair of brain-damaged man-children with poor impulse control and an almost heroic narcotics intake: Regional Independent Professional Wrestling. Together, they form a high-flying duo (key word here is high) who bounce around the ring at a thousand miles an hour, confounding their opponents and exciting crowds, at least as long as STRUGGLE Pro doesn’t institute a drug-testing policy. And while they’re probably both objectively bad people, they remain fan favorites, because of their boundless energy and infectious enthusiasm, especially first thing after coming out of the bathroom.
Rocky is currently out indefinitely, following a devastating neck injury at the hands of Crash Ferrari. In the meantime, Ross has formed the temporary team of COKE PARTY with PARTY TIGER, as well as becoming obessed with revenge against Crash, bringing him closer and closer to absolute cocaine psychosis.
Hey look, someone made them on this one weird wrestling game: Ricky / Ross
TEAM WON/LOSS RECORD: 0-0-1
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Bad Religion | DRAW | 5 ⭐ |
RICKY WON/LOSS RECORD: 1-0-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Crash Ferrari | W | 4 ⭐ |
ROSS WON/LOSS RECORD: 1-0-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Crash Ferrari, Froggy Terry, Screaming Rage Man, & Trondheim Troy (w/ Skip Legday, Tupac Machine, & Manchoma the Randy Savage | W | 3 ⭐ |
COKE PARTY (Ross Coke & PARTY TIGER) WON/LOSS RECORD: 2-0-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| The Fighting Cocks | W | 4 ⭐ |
| Crash Ferrari & Donita Zapata | W | 1.5 ⭐ |
