“Alive With Pleasure!”
Height: 5’5″
Weight: 132lbs.
Hometown: Richmond, VA
Entrance Theme: “Smoke ‘Em if You Got ‘Em” by Uncle Slam
Primary Finisher: Up in Smoke (divinglungblower)
Virginia Slams (probably not her legal name) is a corporately-sponsored wrestler, working for the Tri-State Area Tobacco Concern, allegedly for “community outreach.” Of course, this is pretty much just code for “trying to get kids to think smoking is cool,” and while her arrogance and rule-breaking does manage to put sort of an outlaw edge on it for the teens, they usually end up turned off by the effects of her own decade-plus, five-pack-a-day habit, which are quite… audible. Nevertheless, when she’s not wheezing for breath, she’s become quite a formidable competitor, known for her face-shattering elbow smashes.
Hey look, someone made her on this weird wrestling game!
WON/LOSS RECORD: 2-3-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| The Phantom Rocker | L | 4⭐ |
| BATTLE ROYAL (Pam, Hannah, Hoda Zelda, Bulldog | L | n/a |
| Pam From Human Resources | W | 4⭐ |
| BATTLE ROYAL – Stormy, TIGER, Becky, Zelda, Hoda, Belle, Bulldog | L | n/a |
| Jezebel Grim | W | 4⭐ |
