The SHELTER IN PLACE 2020 Tour ended on a pretty high note, aside from all the goddamn technical glitches. As it stands right now, Twitch streams don’t embed anymore and the show ended up having to get split into a bunch of different videos. Good times, sooo, watch here, and then read the damn report:
PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR
Continue reading SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #5 REPORTSTRUGGLE Pro SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #5 is happening soonish, maybe, and the final stop of the non-tour will be a big one, with two (2) new champions crowned, or maybe even three, who knows. Tentative card is as follows:
Yumiko Nakano vs. Junior Grim – Nakano makes her North American debut versus the normal-sized Grim Sister who wears actual wrestling gear and thus shames her family (not really, they love and respect her a great deal).
Team Twizzy vs. The Rockin’ Rocksmen – The rockin’ party dudes of the 1980s face their dark, twisted 2020s equivalent.
“The New and Improved” Donita Zapata vs. Pam From Human Resources – The unofficial Donita Humiliation Tour begins with the title tournament match that never happened.
El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine vs. Parking Lot Duval – The son of the Tri-State Area’s greatest legend takes on a man of legendary misfortune.
No Police Involvement Championship – The KoЯn Demon (champ) vs. Buff Orpington (falls count anywhere) – The resident hoss of the Fighting Cocks tag team seeks singles gold versus the one guy who didn’t disavow nu-metal by like 2005 or whenever.
YASS KWEENDOM 2020 FINAL Women’s Title match – Zelda Lucabrasi vs. PARTY TIGER – The first STRUGGLE Tri-State World Women’s Champion of the new era will be crowned, where the ultimate underdog takes on some sort of human-sized, inebriated cat.
SUPER C-CUP 2020 FINAL Cruiserweight Title Match – Uno Muerte vs. Rodimus Primo – The STRUGGLE Tri-State World Cruiserweight Championship will be decided between a man with a crippling fear of death and a dude apparently obsessed with a cartoon from before he was born.
MORE AFTER THE JUMPIt was a night of upsets, weirdly short matches, and unspeakable violence. As always, watch videos, then read words.
REEEAD MOOOORE
