Current Champion: The KoЯn Demon
Title History
| # | Champion | Notes |
| 4 | The KoЯn Demon (2) | Defeated Screaming Rage Man in a landmine deathmatch at War Party 2021 |
| 3 | Screaming Rage Man | Defeated Tony Unity in a barbed wire deathmatch at Cool Zone 2021 Tour #4 |
| 2 | Tony Unity | Defeated The Korn Demon by TKO in a street fight at Cool Zone 2021 Tour #1 |
| 1 | The KoЯn Demon | Defeated Screaming Rage Man in the finals of the Decline of Western Civilization 2019/20 Tournament |
Explanation: Hardcore title, pretty much. Chairs, barbed wire, those weird little pieces of wood people keep finding under the ring, etc. all get involved sooner or later. A division where you do things that would get you arrested outside the context of an agreed-upon wrestling match, hence No Police Involvement. Basically, a belt for the decline of Western Civilization.
( Title history prior to company relaunch got lost when Murray forgot to pay the website bill and no one had bothered to write it all down, but here’s a partial list of known champions from the before-time)
The KoЯn Demon: Corporate-sponsored wrestler rode his late-onset teen angst and general hossiness to multiple reigns.
Pitbull Van Scorpio: Hey, it turns out that he was indeed extreme.
Ol’ Ross Gracie: An argument over a card game spilled out into the arena during a title match, and by the time the dust had settled, the former heavyweight champ had beaten everyone with a baseball bat, and was declared champion, just to calm him down.
Hoda Duda-Day: Considered a huge underdog after challenging Ol’ Hoss, she ended up kicking him in the nuts so hard that it required emergency surgery, en route to a three-month reign as champ.
Immortan Jimmy: According to legend, the cruiserweight star was born without the part of his brain that processed pair or fear, meaning he was a huge goddamn idiot, who would do anything.
Count Wrischtlockh: Black metal elitists’s overwhelming nihilism drove hm to be the ultimate No Police Involvement champion, until a horrifying ass injury (as in a horrifying injury to his ass, not a “horrifying-ass injury,” although both might be true) in an exploding barbed wire match drove him to a name change and a new career as STRUGGLE senior referee Referoth.