| Neal Grabowski Height: 6’2″ Weight: 249 lbs. DOB: 3/26/94 Hometown: Downer’s Grove, Primary Finisher: T-Formation DDT | Walter Grabowski 6’1″ 275lbs 3/25/77 Chicago, IL Ditka Bomb |
Entrance Theme: “Bear Down, Chicago Bears” by Sir Georg Solti & The Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Hailing from a certain Midwestern town that begins with a C, ends with an O, and in the middle has a “hicag,” the 46 Defenders have arrived to prove once and for all that the Bears would’ve won Super Bowl XLI if they had just started Mike Hass over Muhsin Muhammad, re-signed Brock Forsey, and convinced Devin Hester to cut his dreads. Walter is a former certified welder and celebrated community college defensive tackle who claims to have once had a tryout for the Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks, and his nephew, Neal, is an ex-bouncer who once scored four touchdowns in a single season back in high school. I’m not sure how any of this is supposed to translate to professional wrestling, but no one has ever accused these guys of being mental giants.
Hey look, some weirdo made Walter and Neal on this weird wrestling game! Walter | Neal
CURRENT RECORD: 0-1-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Big Winthorp & Lil’ Xeljanz | L | 3.5⭐ |
WALTER SINGLES RECORD – 0-1-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Tyrannosaurus Plex | L | 3⭐ |
NEAL SINGLES RECORD – 0-1-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| Black Tiger Mask | L | 2 ⭐ |