Ace La Grange
6’4, 271 lbs., USA
42, 22 years
Royal Flush, Dead Man’s Hand
“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead

Agent 35
6’2, 242 lbs., Parts Unknown
25, 4 years
Dirty Deeds Done for $35, Diving Headbutt
“Evil Has No Boundaries” by Slayer
Member of the Evil Administration

Big Baby Lucifer
6’9, 456 lbs., Hell
Unknown, 10+ years
Dirty Deeds Done for $35, Diving Headbutt
Satanic Temper Tantrum, Satanic Spike
“Devil’s Child” by Judas Priest

Big Bird Machine
7’10”, 500 lbs., The Streets
Unknown, 30+ years
One Winged Canary, Bird Bomb
“Sesame Street Theme” by Joe Raposo

Big Dick Fuchs
6’5, 288 lbs., Texas
31, 10 years
Big Dick Energy, Krauser-Style Piledriver
“Just Got Paid” by ZZ Top
Member of the First Class Family

BIG TREAT BOY
6’0, 346 lbs., USA
24, 4 years
Candy Crush, Bloody Sundae
“In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins
Member of BIG BOI SEASON

Big Winthorp
6’7, 306 lbs., USA
32, 3 years
Escorted From the Premises, Marble Floor Slam
Member of Xeljanz & Winthorp

Doctor Reverend Billy Wayne Humble
6’2, 235 lbs., USA
31, 8 years
Casting Out the Demons, High Fly Flow
“Send Me Your Money” by Suicidal Tendencies
Leader of Humble Ministries

Black Panther Mask
6’2, 233 lbs., USA
24, 5 years
Revolutionary Armbreaker, Kinshasa
“Fight the Power” by Public Enemy
Member of B.A.R.S.

Broccolord
6’1, 229lbs., USA
23, 1 year
Broccolock, Cruciferous Drop

Brother Klaw
6’0, 235 lbs., Germany
33, 11 years
Deinonychus, Running Shoutei
Member of Humble Ministries

Brother Smothers
6’4, 288 lbs., USA
24, 3 years
Holy Driver, The Last Ride
Member of Humble Ministries

Bucko Clambake
6’3, 361 lbs., USA
35, 13 years
No known finishing move

Buford Randall
5’11”, 235 lbs., USA
31, 10 years
Doomsday Armbreaker, Sovereign DDT

Business Clown
6’2″, 229 lbs., USA
31, 1 years
Golden Parachute, Whoopie Cushion

Captain Dirk “Buzz” McClanahan
6’3″, 255 lbs., USA
51, ROOKIE
Altitude Adjustment, Rolling Elbow

The Confessor
6’6″, 275 lbs., Parts Unknown
Unknown, Unknown
Last Rites, Chokeslam
Member of Humble Ministries

Doug Graves
6’2″, 286 lbs., USA
25, 6 years
Gravestone Piledriver, Chokeslam
Member of Team Twizzy

El Grande Chungus
5’8, 302 lbs., Mexico
33, 16 years
La Chungadora, Rolling Palm Strike
Member of BIG BOI SEASON

Gummo Nakamura
6’0″, 257 lbs., USA
53, 29 years
Bomayeeeehfuhgeddaboutit, DDT

El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine
6’4″, 242 lbs., The Streets
20, 2 years
Spinning Bird Bomb, One-Winged Canary

Father Mayhem
6’3″, 264 lbs., USA
34, 10 years
Clothesline From Heaven, Spear of Destiny
Member of Bad Religion/Humble Ministries

Hapsburg Raytheon VI
6’1″, 244lbs., USA
24, 1 year
The Job Creator, Leveraged Takeover

Hillbilly Grim
6’9″, 495 lbs., Grim Holler
58, 39 years
Moonshine Bomb, Pumphandle Slam
Patriarch of the Grim Family Dynasty

Ivan Grozny Jr.
6’6″, 273lbs., Russia
19, 1 years
Russian Spike, Pumphandle Driver
Member of Grozny Enterprises

The Korn Demon
6’4″, 264 lbs., Kanada
28, 9 years
All Day I Dream About Slams, Ore Ga Ready
Reigning EWX No Police Involvement Champion

Lance Mook
6’5″, 251 lbs., USA
28, ROOKIE
Challenger Bomb, Bulldog Headlock
Member of Them Mook Boys

Mad Dog Wojciechowski
6’5″, 302 lbs., USA
31, 5 years
Permanent End, Chokeslam
Member of Executive Solutions

Manchoma the Randy Savage
6’5″, 255 lbs., Private Parts Unknown
28, 7 years
Exotic Cutter, Sexy Splash

Marioluigi Lucabrasi
5″11″, 227 lbs., Italy
25, 6 years
Tour of Italy, Headlock Driver

Mayonnaise Boy
5’4″, 244 lbs., Parts Unknown
Unknown, 9 years
Egg Salad, Mayo Driver

Neal Grabowski
6’2″, 249 lbs., Chicago
28, 7 years
Wendell Davis Deathlock, T-Formation DDT

Parking Lot Duval
6’1″, 233 lbs., Right Outside the Arena
29, 10 years
Backseat Nap, STO Bomber

President Evil
6’6″, 297 lbs., The West Wing of Hell
40, 20 years
Constitutional Crisis, Hellfire Drone Strike
Leader of the Evil Administration

Rabbi Spike
6’2″, 235 lbs., USA
31, 8 years
Abraham Slam, Diving Headbutt
Member of Bad Religion/Humble Ministries

Reverend Freakout
6’4″, 242 lbs., The Astral Plane
48, 11 years
Space Sermon, Astral Splash

Rollin’ Rocky
5’10” , 223 lbs., USA
58, 35 years
Rock ‘N Roll Neckbreaker, DDT
Member of The Rockin’ Rocksmen

Ross Coke
6’2″, 297 lbs., USA
42, 10 years
Say Hello to My Little Friend, Sweet Ball Music

Roy Mook
6’4″, 242 lbs., USA
27, ROOKIE
Hazardous Legdrop, Super Kick
Member of Them Mook Boys

Screaming Rage Man
6’1″, 264 lbs., WWWOOOOAAAARRGGHHHH
Unknown, 10 years
AAAAAARRRGHH GODDAMMIT, WEEAAAARRGGHHHH

Skip Legday
6’4″, 279 lbs., Muscle Beach
25, 5 years
The Gainmaker, Upper Body Muscle Buster

Tucker Schertz
6’2″, 231 lbs., USA
Unknown, Unknown
Fully-clothed Choke, Slingblade

Turd #2
6’1″, 255 lbs., Parts Unknown
31, 10 years
Flushhandle Bomb, Flying Ass

Tyrannosaurus Plex
6’4″, 293 lbs., Hell Creek formation
25, 4 years
Extinction Level Event, Pterodactyle Wing