“The Street Fighter”
Height: Allegedly well over 7 feet
Weight: Allegedly well over 500 pounds
Age: Unknown
Years Pro: 30+
Alignment: Lawful Good
Finishers/Signature Moves: One Winged Canary, Bird Bomb, Canary Crash, Discus Lariat
Affiliations/Relations: El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine (father), The Dream Team (founding member/leader- disbanded)
Known Rivalries/Feuds: President Evil/The Evil Administration, Rampage Hunter, Manny Diaz
Entrance Theme: “Sesame Street Theme” by Joe Raposo
Big Bird Machine is a true legend of the sport of professional wrestling, and despite a career spanning over three decades, has never been unmasked. His true identity is a complete mystery, and there have been absolutely no clues to who he might actually be. Seriously, it could be anyone under there. In recent years, BBM had become more of a “special attraction,” working a part-time schedule in the latter stages of his career, but returned to full-time action in 2019, after the STRUGGLE relaunch. Has been in a decade-long feud with President Evil, dating back to his betrayal at STRUGGLE Eternal Struggle 2007. (available wherever bootleg DVDs are sold!)
Strengths: Absolutely enormous, just an overwhelming physical specimen, and deceptively agile for his size. Feeds off of massive crowd support.
Weaknesses: While agile for his size, his size is ridiculous, so that’s still not super agile. Prone to overheating, almost like he’s wearing a huge, bulky costume, but c’mon, that would be crazy.
Trivia: It is believed to be at least three wrestlers who have worn the Big Bird Machine costume over the years, although it is generally agreed that the current, “True” Big Bird Machine is the only one to stick with it for more than a few months, and has been BBM since at least 1985.
Hey look, someone made a heavily-modded version of him on this weird wrestling game!