KAYFABE!

(this page is under super-heavy construction, so in case anyone actually looks at this, calm down)

THE GAME! (not Triple H)

Fire Pro Wrestling World – I’m guessing that if you’re here, you already knew, but just in case, this is the game where all of this goes down.

THE WRASSLERS!

I try to keep a functional version of all my dudes and ladydudes uploaded to the Steam Workshop, where they can be enjoyed by my loyal legion of (checks notes) three fans. Four? Shit. They might not be the most current versions, and anything that uses modded parts/moves locally won’t have that stuff on Steam, because it’ll break someone’s game, and honestly, I don’t think there’s a way around Carl locking modded stuff out of the Workshop, which is as it should be. So if you’re like, “sayyy, so and so has new pants, I want them,” first, I’ll look at you funny, then, I’l upload a new version. I’m super nice. JUST BE FOREWARNED that everything I’ve uploaded there prior to Skip Legday (the beginning of the STRUGGLE) has absolute garbage logic, and I can’t fix it because my old save got corrupted somehow. So if you want to use the original Big Bird Machine upload or the members of GWAR, they’re gonna suck. Someday, I’m gonna fix/redo the GWAR guys. Hail Oderus and whatnot.

STRUGGLE on the Steam Workshop – In case you wanted to play along at home, or have your own weirdo fantasies about giant Big Bird men or whatever, most STRUGGLE Superstars (TM – I’m the first to think of referring to wrestlers as Superstars, I looked it up) are here. The staff members, past legends, etc. aren’t up there, unless storyline purposes somehow make a functional wrestling version of them necessary. The jobbers aren’t there, because they’re just DJKM777’s Jobber template with new appearances and voices.

Grim Holler Wrasslin’ on the Steam Workshop – same as above

SOFTWARE ENVIRONMENT!

Here are the things I use to make the magic (which is a very strong word for this nonsense) happen.

A computer with Windows on it – Assuming you already have one? If not, they’re plentiful, but kind of expensive, rob a stagecoach or something.

Fire Pro Wrestling World – I already mentioned this, what’s wrong with you. If you don’t know if you meet the system requirements, you must have a really old PC, because this shit is archaic.

Adobe Photoshop Elements 9 – For the manipulation of images and such. It came with my computer, and the feds will get me if I find a free version to link here. If you’re poor, get GIMP, it’s nice.

OBS Studio – It makes the streamings happen. If I could figure it out, so could you, because I mean damn, does any of this strike you as the work of a genius?

OpenShot Video Editor – Where the videos get manipulated. Free and weirdly easy to use.

MODS!

This is the stuff that makes the game do things it’s not supposed to do, and where to get it. (I haven’t made this part of the page yet. GET OFF MY BACK)

VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC!

Little background info/inside jokes about all my wrasslers, as previously posted on the CRITICAL! Club message board. (I haven’t made this section, either)

OTHER STUFF!?

I dunno, maybe I’ll remember something else to put here.