The right hand man of Grim Holler Wrasslin’ founder Hillbilly Grim, Strauss (his first name is apparently well-known, but no one ever uses it) is an ex-Marine with a day job in the Tri-State Area’s oil fields, who has turned to pro wrestling to supplement his income as the fields slowly run dry. A rough, tough brawler with a mastery of like six kinds of DDT, he keeps the peace outside the ring but does terrible violence inside of it. Specifically tasked with keeping fellow GHW wrestler Doodlebug off that shit he’s been doing, they often tag together, even though he openly despises that kid. 

Hey look, someone made him on this weird wrestling game!

CURRENT WON/LOSS RECORD: 0-2-0

Opponent	W/L	Rating
Garfield Vanzetti	L	1.5⭐
BATTLE ROYAL (Hogarth, Bob, Smelly, Pete, Fuchs, Buford, Klaw)	L	n/a