Donita Zapata “Def Leppard” Shirt
Oh, that’s just mean.
WAS 24.95, NOW 9.95
Evil Administration “One Down” Shirt
President Evil is clearly an elite talent.
WAS 24.95 NOW 17.95
Garfield Vanzetti “Skip’s Balls” Shirt
What an asshole. And you’re an asshole for wanting to buy this. Don’t let that stop you, though.
WAS 19.95, NOW 9.95
Immortan Jimmy “Memorial” Shirt
Perhaps this was a bit premature? We didn’t move it to the clearance section, though, because the “Lives” on the front was never intended as sarcasm.
WAS 24.95 NOW 17.95
President Evil 2020 Campaign Shirt
Well, for what it’s worth, I doubt he’d have gotten us the $2000, either.
WAS 24.95, NOW 9.95
PARTY TIGER Championship Shirt
Celebrate the crowning of our first women;s champ since the relaunch! Get it before she loses the belt in the back of an Uber or falls off a bridge or something!
WAS 24.95 NOW 19.95
Rockin’ Rocksmen Comeback Tour 2020 Shirt
2020 Came and Went, and we never even fixed that one typo on the back.
WAS 24.95, NOW 17.95
Ross Coke “Cowards” Shirt
Man, I don’t even know what to say about this one, except that you should all buy it!
WAS 19.95 NOW 5.95
The Think Tanks Shirt
B.G.’s final insult was to skip town right after we ordered like a thousand of these goddamn things.
WAS 24.95, NOW 7.95
Yumiko La Grange “I Do not Like Anyone” Shirt
Get this shirt and wear it to the shows, and if she sees you in it, she’ll probably just kind of grunt and avoid you!
WAS 24.95 NOW 19.95