Current Champion: Agent Fang
Title History
| # | Champion | Notes |
| 3 | Agent Fang | Defeated Immortan Jimmy at STRUGGLEWEEN 2021 |
| 2 | Immortan Jimmy | Defeated Rodimus Primo at Cool Zone Tour #2 |
| 1 | Rodimus Primo | Defeated Uno Muerte and Immortan Jimmy in the finals of the Super C-Cup 2020 tournament |
( Title history prior to company relaunch got lost when Murray forgot to pay the website bill and no one had bothered to write it all down, but here’s a list of known champions from the before-time)
Tupac Machine: Dominated for most of the 2000s, swapping the title multiple times with Immortan Jimmy.
immortan Jimmy – A legend of Tri-State Area wrestling, his last reign as champion ended tragically, when he dove off a balcony for no goddamn reason. Has been in a coma since 2011, and considered the unofficial #1 contender, as he never actually lost the belt.
Brain God, The Calculation Master – While typically a manager and an asthmatic, physically inept wimp, he shocked the world in 2010, when he flash pinned Jimmy for the title.