Current Champion: VACANT
Title History
| # | Champion |
| NA | VACANT |
( Title history prior to company relaunch got lost when Murray forgot to pay the website bill and no one had bothered to write it all down, but here’s a list of known champions from the before-time)
Big Bird Machine: Held the title more times and for longer than anyone, but specifics are… Well, you know.
Ace La Grange: Two-time champion, winning the title from his mentor, Big Bird Machine, and again from President Evil, then vacated it a week before the ill-fated Eternal STRUGGLE 2011 pay-per-view, following an assault by his soon-to-be-ex wife, Yumiko.
President Evil: Two-time champion, originally winning belt from Big Bird Machine
Steven T. Ruggle: STRUGGLE founder and president won title in rigged battle royal at Eternal STRUGGLE 2011, apparently hoping to sell it to pay debts to various organized crime figures.
Ol’ Ross Gracie: I’m pretty sure he had it at least once, maybe.