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Invisible Backstage Camera Transcript: Donita Explains it All

BACKSTAGE at the Vito Genovese Center. DONITA ZAPATA, having been assaulted during a match once again by THE PHANTOM ROCKER, broods on a folding chair, just outside the locker room. STRUGGLE President NATE RUGGLE and head booker UNCLE ABDUL approach. RANDOM WORDS are CAPITALIZED, because I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that BEFORE on a picture of a movie SCRIPT, and I honestly don’t know HOW this WORKS.

NATE: Donita, Abdul and I have some concerns about-

DONITA: Go away, I don’t wanna talk about it.

NATE: Look, you have to understand, it’s my responsibility to-

DONITA: (angrily) It’s none of your fucking business, Nate.

NATE: (annoyed) Yeah, well that’s the thing, it keeps happening in my wrestling ring, during shows I’m promoting, involving my employees, so it is my business. Like literally the business which is mine.

DONITA: (just sort of frowns silently)

NATE: So really, you have to understand my position here, what I need to know is-

ABDUL: Seriously, Donita, what the fuck!?

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