Our first and (spoilers?) more than likely only show in association with Schtank industries was…certainly… a thing. A thing… that happened. Yes. Anyway, you should watch the show, too see the things, these things which happened. Also, some weird nonsense went down with Twitch, so THE PERMANENT LINK gets all weird in the main event and throws up server errors no matter what I do, so if you got here soon enough, THE TEMPORARY ONE just has those parts with the audio muted. Anyway, watch it, then come back now, ya hear?
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FALL FORWARD #2 RESULTS!
We actually ran another show, and did so at great risk to our reputation by doing so in a goddamn retirement home. But fuck it, the gate was good, we got a few absolute classics out of the deal, and hahaha, oh man, it was a terrible night for the Evil Administration. As always, you know the drill, watch the show, or be a lazy ass and just read how you feel about it below.
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THE DAILY STRUGGLE #12!
The first big news item for you people is that yes, we are indeed running another show soon. It’s a shock, I know, but seriously, it’s happened before, and it may even happen again. Now, a preview:
DARK MATCHES: So dark, very match-like.
MATCH 1: Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti vs. Twilight Princess Zelda: The official debut of Zelda Lucabrasi going through a phase most people go through in junior high. Whoever wins, I’m sure Patience will be very upset, and I’ll have to hear about it.
MATCH 2: The Turd Boyz vs. The Rockin’ Rocksmen – Because sometimes, you just gotta add a random match. Also, there was no First Class Family representation on the card, and Johnny San Diego bitched at me all week after the initial announcement, which I guess is a good argument for wrestlers getting managers.
MATCH 3: Junior Grim vs. Agent Bulldog – With the Pac vs. Fang title match as the co-main, we went with an Evil Administration vs. B.A.R.S. theme for a couple of the undercard matches. So it’s a match between the EA member that First Lady Evil considers dead weight, versus the BARS member that President Evil considers to the the same. It’s Dead Weight Bowl 2022! Yeah!
MATCH 4: Uno Muerte vs. Captain STRUGGLE: Major title implications here, in this match between the two guys Pac beat for his shot. High probability of this being the best match on the card.
MATCH 5: Agent 35 vs. Black Panther Mask – Huh. On one hand, you’ve got a guy who’s emerged as a major main event-level player against a guy who seemingly never wins. But on the other hand, the never-winning guy is a staple-slinging deathmatch ghoul, which is always a wild card in any situation.
MATCH 6: Zippity Duda vs. Screaming Rage Man – This was added at the last minute, like it’s not even listed on most of the posters around town. And it’s such a bad idea. So very, very bad.
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FALL FORWARD TOUR #1 RESULTS!
Hey, look, we ran another show. And we gave it a fancy tour-based name, forcing us to actually run more than one. Good times. Except if you saw the show, the times were quite bad for a few of our wrestlers. Very, very bad. But it should be okay for you guys, so go watch the show, then come back here and learn what you thought of it.
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