Well, I guess we got us another weird situation going on here. I’ll be the first to admit that we don’t have the best staff in the business here. It’s a long story, but Nate’s mother (the actual, legal owner of STRUGGLE Pro) has been really stingy with funding this operation, and it’s really making a mess of things. In fact, Nate relocating back to the Tri-State Area to run this show was originally contingent on it being fully-funded by the parent company, (Ruggle Family Body Bags, LLC) but that’s a whole other thing I probably shouldn’t get into right now. The point is, we’ve had to cut a lot of corners, and in addition to the leaking roof, the barely-functional internet, and the clogged shit pipes, we’ve had a lot of trouble with the staff.
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News From STRUGGLE Headquarters
We’ve had an eventful week, as we saw the in-ring return of Big bird Machine, as well as a few behind-the-scenes business dealings that you didn’t already know about. Sadly, the biggest one is abut something huge that we’re not actually going to get to do do now, because scumbaggery abounds.
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If you were at that last house show, (and it was… sparsely attended, so probably not) you may have noticed a big trend toward new tag teams popping up. In case you missed it:
The 46 Defenders have arrived all the way from Chicago, to kick ass, take names, and make the hare-brained argument that Ryan Nall is a better running back than Jordan Howard anyway.
The Fighting Cocks have made their debut, and we might as well pay local delinquents to spray paint some graffiti of Sterling Archer yelling “PHRASING” on the front of the goddamn building.
In the wake of Ricky Coke‘s devastating neck injury, Ross Coke has teamed up with PARTY TIGER to form the COKE PARTY until the Coke Brothers can reform.
Various local jobbers have started wearing generic masks as The Masked Instigators and hoping we don’t notice, as if we would care.
El Grande Chungus and BIG TREAT BOY have made it official, teaming up under the name BIG BOI SEASON, although given their current non-winning record, this may not be the best idea. Matching gear is allegedly in the works, giving a massive boost to the Tri-State Area’s spandex industry.
Finally, after originally breaking up like twenty years ago, The Rockin’ Rocksmen are back in action, at least until Rockin’ Roland relapses or Rollin’ Rocky‘s heart finally collapses under the weight of all the steroids. (Oh come on, no 60 year-old is that jacked naturally, and he’s fooling no one)
And the reason for all this?
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