THE SCENE: STRUGGLE Pro Headquarters, aka the last Blockbuster location to close in the Tri-State Area. Having spent the previous twenty minutes or so forcing a former world champion to run an AirBnB and almost having to fist-fight another former world champion, the STRUGGLE high command, NATE RUGGLE and UNCLE ABDUL, find themselves inexplicably confronted by local zillionaire HAPSBURG RAYTHEON VI.
NATE RUGGLE: So, uhh, what brings you here?
HAPSBURG RAYTHEON VI: Simply put, I am here to be your new world’s champion.
NATE: Excuse me?
HR6: Are you daft? I said I am here to be the champion!
NATE: No, I mean, I got that part, but are you even a professional wrestler?
HR6: I will have you know that I have hired the forty greatest professional wrestling tutors in the world, and then fired them and found forty who were even better! I have trained my body to the limits of human perfection! I am, without hyperbole, the greatest professional wrestler who has been or will ever be!
NATE: But… Have you even had a professional match yet?
HR6: What!? No, why would I even lower myself to doing such a thing?
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