The first major pay-per-view esque show since STRUGGLE’s relaunch is in the books, and despite the El Pendejo weather phenomenon bringing us snow showers in June, (don’t worry, it was 78 and sunny the next day) it went off without a hitch, or at least with very few. Scores were settled, titles exchanged hands and somehow, no one was killed. Check out the VOD right here, then come back and read about how you should feel about it. I know I say this every time, but I’d love to just embed video, except that either Twitch or WordPress is hopelessly broken. Maybe both? Who can say. anyway, full show report after the jump.
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COOL ZONE #3 RESULTS!
It was a night of big returns and utter stupid ridiculousness. You know the drill by now. CHECK OUT THE SHOW HERE, then come back to find out how to feel about it. WRESTLING!
DARK MATCH #1 – EWX STREET FIGHT: Morbid Manuel defeated Secret Pete in 8:51 with a pop-up tiger bomb (CRITICAL!)
Nerd Rating: 69% – Nice 👍
Well, I guess the good news here is that we know neither of these guys will be their boss’s Championship Open Challenge later on. They brawled and hit each other with shit and cut each other with sharper shit, and then the gimp got knocked out by a powerbomb. Daaark maaaaatch.
DARK MATCH #2: Veleveeta Dream defeated Zelda Lucabrasi in 12:21 with the Five-Cheese Frog Splash
Nerd Rating: 83% ⭐⭐⭐
Velveeta Dream isn’t even on the main roster yet, but looked like a legitimate contender here. This was back-and-forth for a while, but it eventually just broke down to Dream showing off against someone who almost won the women’s championship tournament a few months back. The promotion’s financial future remains in utter chaos, but roster-wise, we’re doing just fine, I think.
And with that, we begin the show proper…
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Brief Interruption to Break Kayfabe
Hey. How ya doin’? Damn, that’s too bad. Anyway, thought I’d stop by to kind of give an update on the state of things. You may have noticed, as one of the legion of STRUGGLE Pro fans (tumbleweed rolls by, buzzards circle overhead) that there haven’t been many shows lately over on the Twitches.
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