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The Invisible Backstage Camera #1: Evil Always Triumphs

President Evil has never been a wrestler who handled a loss well. “Son of a bitch!” he yelled, simultaneously kicking a folding chair across the room, sending wrestlers scattering. They had been previously sort of milling about the backstage area, in the absence of a functional locker room, which was due to the venue’s ongoing plumbing issues, the less said about which, the better. Assessing the situation, most of the other wrestlers quickly decided it was no longer a good idea to hang out here, and the room cleared quickly. Evil continued to vent his frustrations.

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THE INVISIBILE BACKSTAGE CAMERA: AN INTRODUCTION

Well, I guess we got us another weird situation going on here. I’ll be the first to admit that we don’t have the best staff in the business here. It’s a long story, but Nate’s mother (the actual, legal owner of STRUGGLE Pro) has been really stingy with funding this operation, and it’s really making a mess of things. In fact, Nate relocating back to the Tri-State Area to run this show was originally contingent on it being fully-funded by the parent company, (Ruggle Family Body Bags, LLC) but that’s a whole other thing I probably shouldn’t get into right now. The point is, we’ve had to cut a lot of corners, and in addition to the leaking roof, the barely-functional internet, and the clogged shit pipes, we’ve had a lot of trouble with the staff.

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