| Rollin’ Rocky 5’10 229 lbs. 4/9/1963 Memphis, TN Rock ‘n Roll Neckbreaker | Rockin’ Roland 5’9″ 224 lbs. 4/9/1960 Louisville, KY Tri-State Jam |
Entrance Theme: “I Wanna Rock” by Twisted Sister
The Rockin’ Rocksmen were the hottest tag team in the Tri-State area back in the 1980s. The ladies wanted them, the men wanted to be them, and they thrilled audiences with a dazzling array of high-flying moves, such as the Dropkick and the High Cross Body. However, times change. When the rockin’ 80s gave way to the grunge 90s, their act went over like a wet fart in church, and personal issues arose, exacerbated by Roland’s substance abuse and Rocky’s desire to embark on a singles career. Eventually, they split, and Roland ballooned up to over 300 pounds and spent several embarrassing years on the indy circuit as a nostalgia act, while Rocky had a semi-respectable career in Japan, despite having lost nearly all of his athleticism to an almost heroic intake of PEDs. When Roland had an in-ring heart attack in 2010, followed almost immediately by Rocky having is neck broken while working for Olive Japan, (coincidentally by STRUGGLE’S own President Evil) it appeared that any hopes for one last run by the Rocksmen. Yet almost without warning, they’re back, with an allegedly clean and sober Roland back within 50 pounds of his 1987 weight and Rocky Still gassed to the gills, but still about half the size he was a decade ago. (Seriously, it was messed up how much he overdid it) Can they return to their former glory and claim the world tag team championships? Probably not, but it’ll be fun to watch for now.
Hey someone made these guys on this weird wrestling game! Rocky | Roland
CURRENT RECORD: 3-2-0
| Opponent | W/L | Rating |
| The Masked Turds | L | 2.5 ⭐ |
| Bad Religion (streetfight) | L | 1.5 ⭐ |
| Reverse Racism | W | 4 ⭐ |
| Reverse Racism | W | 2.5 ⭐ |
| The Fighting Cocks | W | 2.5⭐ |