Well, this was a decent show, that descended into a shitshow, as always. STRUGGLE, ladie and gentlemen! Anyway, here’s the video, it’ll be gone in a week, but the words; the words last forever.
Watch Struggling With My Connection 2019 from Turrible666 on www.twitch.tvMATCH #1: Big Baby Lucifer Defeated CANNONBALLS! In 17:28 With a powerbomb
Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Baby Lucifer has had a weird sort of renaissance ever since the Prince of Lies healed that arm that Black Panther Mask broke. CANNONBALLS! is pretty much a cruiserweight in an extremely short, stocky heavyweight’s body, so he’s going to have trouble with a 400-pounder.
MATCH #2: Uno Muerte defeated Trondheim Troy in 24:25 with a superkick into a shooting star press
Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1/2⭐
Muerte remains the class of the cruiserweight division, and Troy remains someone who could possibly be in that role if he stopped stabbing and burning people and committed to actual wrestling full-time.
MATCH #3: Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti defeated Pam from Human Resources in 12:15 with the Couponer Crossface
Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐
Well, this was where the show started to come off the rails. I think half the crowd left in disgust. Can you blame them?
The Think Tanks defeated The Turd Experience in 9:03 when Y hit 2A with a German suplex
Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐
I’m not sure why this got such a low Nerd Rating, but the outcome was never in doubt, for the most part. I think everyone’s just sick of all the run-ins, because I guess they haven’t watched wrestling since 1986.
The Evil Agents DREW BIG BOI SEASON when the power went out at 19:19
This time, not only did Humungulus show up in retailiation for the Agents interfering in the Tanks’ match, and not only did President Evil show up in retailiation to his retaliation, but El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine showed up too, theoretically in retaliation for Evil stealing his dad’s move a while back. So much retaliation. anyway, as soon as the match got going again with only four participants, the power went out. Fuck.
MATCH OF THE WEEK!
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