HOUSE SHOW #20! – 6-16-19 | STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling

So many house shows, so little time.

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MATCH #1: Ugly, Stupid Bob defeated Hogarth the Unyielding in 15:45 with the Damn Piledriver

Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

WHAT THE HELL!? not only did Bob win a match, but he beat a serious powerhouse. I’d be proud if he wasn’t such a sack of shit.

MATCH #2: El Choppo defeated Peppy Wright in 15:30 with a somersault senton

Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 1/2

WHERE’S YOUR WESTERN CULTURE NOW, BOY?

MATCH #3: Zippity Duda defeated Tupac Machine in 15:57 with a diving elbow

Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 1/2⭐

Zippity, man. The boy can’t be stopped, which is a sentence that sounds so ridiculous when you first lay eyes on the little twerp.

MATCH #4: Bad Religion defeated BIG BOI SEASON in 17:43 when Mayhem chokeslammed Chungus

Nerd Rating: ⭐ 1/2⭐

Bad Religion have emerged as the class of the tag division, weven if they have none.

MATCH #5: Virginia Slams defeated Jezebel Grim in 19:59 with the Zig Zag Elbow

Nerd Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jezebel Grim is now a perfect 2-0 against male opponents, and a perfect 0-2 against female opponents. Somehow, she’s helpless against folks she outweighs by sixty pounds, and unstoppable against 300 pounders.

MATCH #6: Ace La Grange defeated Crash Ferrari in 23:25 with a jumping bomb

Nerd Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

It’s funny. Somehow, the downtrodden recovering alcoholic is almost unbeatable, and you’d never know by talking to him, but the “future of wrestling” guy gets beaten like 3/4s of the time.

FIVE STAR MATCH!