THE SCENE:  Backstage after the opening match of STRUGGLE Pro THE COOL ZONE #1, a freshly-defeated YUMIKO LA GRANGE  is not handling the loss well.   Despite the intervention of STRUGGLE Pro head booker UNCLE ABDUL, it can be safely said that she is absolutely losing her shit.

YUMIKO LA GRANGE;  What the fuck was that, anyway!?  Lorelei Grim is like a thousand fucking pounds!  She moves like a sloth!  How the fuck can you not duck that lariat!?

TOSHIYO NAKANO:  Please, Yumiko-san, I-I I try, but she just-

YLG:  Do not give me a fucking excuse!  DUCK! THE FUCKING! CLOTHESLINE!

UNCLE ABDUL:  For Christ’s sakes, Yumiko, just calm down!

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