(THE SCENE: Shortly after the events of the previous episode, In the back yard of the suburban home of STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling legend YUMIKO LA GRANGE, where she and teammate JEZEBEL GRIM lounge at poolside. The ground is scattered with the spent plastic remnants of at least a dozen Otter Pops, “Police in Helicopter” by John Holt can be heard coming from a late 1990s-vintage portable boombox, and while official Invisible Backstage Camera policy discourages exposing wrestlers engaging in illegal activity, there is what is clearly a big ol’ blunt resting in an empty flower pot conveniently placed nearby, and it is fairly obvious that the two are high as fuck, you guys.)
JEZEBEL: Man, I just thought of something crazy…
YUMIKO: Oh god.
JEZEBEL: No, like… There’s been a lot of sexy-ass people in the world, right?
YUMIKO: Dozens, one would assume.
JEZEBEL: Like, you know, there’s been Sean Connery, and Marilyn Monroe, and like, fuckin’ Denzel…
YUMIKO: Right.
JEZEBEL: And you know, fuckin… Elvis and Brad Pitt, and Flo from those Progressive commercials…
YUMIKO: An unexpected choice, but I can see it.
JEZEBEL: And like, fuckin’… What’s his name, the dude that played Captain America…
YUMIKO: Chris Evans. Is there a point to all of this?
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