THE SCENE: STRUGGLE Pro headquarters, the details of which you probably read about in the last blog post. Resident arch-villain PRESIDENT EVIL has been called into company president NATE RUGGLE’S office, to answer for his recent attack on BIG BIRD MACHINE, following a guest appearance at Warrior Pro’s Warriorversary II.

NATE RUGGLE: Seriously, what is wrong with you!? I have cut you as much slack as I possibly could, Evil, but this is too far! The cheating, the fights backstage, what you did to Ace-

PRESIDENT EVIL: Ha, and remember when I smashed up Brain God’s car? That was a good one, too.

NATE: I was getting there.

EVIL: It’s probably why he left, come to think of it. Took his whole crew with him, too. Good times, good times.

NATE: (seething) Yes, and now he runs his own promotion, and won’t stop sending me passive-aggressive emails about it.

EVIL: (Not even bothering to contain his laughter) And from what I understand, it’s a bigger operation than your shit-show.

NATE: (frowns)

EVIL: Heard they got working plumbing and their own building and everything.

UNCLE ABDUL: Goddammit, Evil. Just stop.

EVIL: You know by now that I’m incapable of that, gramps. It’s why we’re here.

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