The next-to-last stop on the road to WAR PARTY 2021 is in the books, and it got kind of wild. Once again, this is where I’d love to embed the video, but Twitch broke the world, so just CLICK THE LINK and go there. Then come back for the readings.
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COOL ZONE #2 RESULTS!
That’s right, people, we pulled a double. We did the official COOL ZONE TOUR 2020 show early in the day, then followed it up with the old style “house show” at night. And we’d fuckin’ do it again. Anyway, Twitch still hasn’t fixed their embed code, so go here for Cool Zone #2, then take a bathroom break and go here for the house show. Then come back here and read about the early show. Then come back in a day or so (hopefully) to read how you’re supposed to feel abut the house show. STRUGGLE is your master.
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TALES OF THE INVISIBLE BACKSTAGE CAMERA: WAFFLE HOUSE AND ARBY’S
THE SCENE: Backstage after the opening match of STRUGGLE Pro THE COOL ZONE #1, a freshly-defeated YUMIKO LA GRANGE is not handling the loss well. Despite the intervention of STRUGGLE Pro head booker UNCLE ABDUL, it can be safely said that she is absolutely losing her shit.
YUMIKO LA GRANGE; What the fuck was that, anyway!? Lorelei Grim is like a thousand fucking pounds! She moves like a sloth! How the fuck can you not duck that lariat!?
TOSHIYO NAKANO: Please, Yumiko-san, I-I I try, but she just-
YLG: Do not give me a fucking excuse! DUCK! THE FUCKING! CLOTHESLINE!
UNCLE ABDUL: For Christ’s sakes, Yumiko, just calm down!
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