President Evil has never been a wrestler who handled a loss well. “Son of a bitch!” he yelled, simultaneously kicking a folding chair across the room, sending wrestlers scattering. They had been previously sort of milling about the backstage area, in the absence of a functional locker room, which was due to the venue’s ongoing plumbing issues, the less said about which, the better. Assessing the situation, most of the other wrestlers quickly decided it was no longer a good idea to hang out here, and the room cleared quickly. Evil continued to vent his frustrations.
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THE INVISIBILE BACKSTAGE CAMERA: AN INTRODUCTION
Well, I guess we got us another weird situation going on here. I’ll be the first to admit that we don’t have the best staff in the business here. It’s a long story, but Nate’s mother (the actual, legal owner of STRUGGLE Pro) has been really stingy with funding this operation, and it’s really making a mess of things. In fact, Nate relocating back to the Tri-State Area to run this show was originally contingent on it being fully-funded by the parent company, (Ruggle Family Body Bags, LLC) but that’s a whole other thing I probably shouldn’t get into right now. The point is, we’ve had to cut a lot of corners, and in addition to the leaking roof, the barely-functional internet, and the clogged shit pipes, we’ve had a lot of trouble with the staff.
HOUSE SHOW #14 5/19/19
Heyyy, another show. Wrestling happened. Here’s the video that Twitch will delete soon, or at least the first part of it. (stupid modem)
Watch it, then watch the second part, then read words.
HOUSE SHOW LUCKY 13!
Ah, hell, this happened like a week ago, and I just haven’t had the time, between the plumbing and some weird issues with one of the ring crew guys. Don’t ask; all shall be explained later. I’m going to try and be less long-winded with the match reports, because it contributes to these taking a week to type up, plus I’m not sure if anyone reads them. Well, you know. anyway, here’s the video, which Twitch will kill in a week:
Watch it’s them wrestlings, y’all from Turrible666 on www.twitch.tv There’s more if you click here, dummy.
STRUGGLE House Shows #12!
Look, things are weird here, the damn shit pipes are clogged and/or cursed, I got a plumber telling me he won’t fix it because the building’s not up to code, and I’m staring down the barrel of having to wade through raw sewage to fix this mess myself. So this house show report is late, and I had to type it up on my phone, so it’s probably a lot sloppier than usual, plus whatever autocorrect turns half my words into. Also, the formatting might be off, because WordPress is weird on a phone, and I know formatting is what you’re all here for, so I’m sorry. I can’t embed video from here, and I might fix that when I get home, but until then, here’s a link to the video, plus a second link to the rest of the show that got cut off by my shitty internet. That’ll be gone in a week or so as always, so hurry. Then, read about it below.