The SHELTER IN PLACE 2020 Tour ended on a pretty high note, aside from all the goddamn technical glitches. As it stands right now, Twitch streams don’t embed anymore and the show ended up having to get split into a bunch of different videos. Good times, sooo, watch here, and then read the damn report:
PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR
Continue reading SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #5 REPORTIt was a night of upsets, weirdly short matches, and unspeakable violence. As always, watch videos, then read words.
REEEAD MOOOORE
This was a thing we used to do back when we still had TV, where we’d hype up the next show by getting the talent to stand in front of a big STRUGGLE logo backdrop thing (or a brick wall with an inexplicably-placed chain link fence in front of it, or just going to their home unannounced) and talk shit about each other. It did good business and looked good on TV, so when someone found the backdrop out back, (and cleaned the bird shit off of it) we decided to make a new edition of the the STRUGGLE Session for the upcoming SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #4 show. Of course, as always, the camera that got used was the one that Buddy From the Ring Crew had put a big Post-It note on saying “BROKEN – DO NOT USE,” and since everyone here is an idiot, the footage ended up being a bunch of purple blobs. So as always, there’s nothing but a transcript we managed to put together. Anyway, I know the average wrestling fan can’t read, but maybe someone will get something out of what we salvaged – Abdul
Continue reading THE STRUGGLE SESSION! #1A lot went wrong, but a couple things went right, too? We have an actual champion crowned, and we’re getting dangerously close to having two more. Watch the video, then read about what you saw below.
Continue reading SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #3 REPORTThe second night of our non-tour didn’t exactly go as planned, but no one died, at least. I mean, at least one guy almost died, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, you know? anyway, go watch that there video up there, which isn’t going away until Twitch goes away, then read words below, or through a link below, or however the hell it works.
IT’S ALL PAST THIS POINT
