Well, first of all, I’d like to apologize for the general state of things lately. I’ve been lax in maintaining the website, (still got like 1,298 wrestler profiles to add, Jesus) and we haven’t been filming the shows, ever since Buddy From the Ring Crew got put on house arrest for some sort of cable-stealing ring he was behind. Not that we’ve been doing a whole lot of shows either way, with our finances the way they are. Either way, I’ll try to do better, and before we get into today’s shenanigans, here are the two shows from July that I never blog-posted about:

#23 – 7-13-19
1. OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE BATTLE ROYAL: Neal Grabowski defeated Rockin’ Roland, The Überklaw, BIG TREAT BOY, Peppy Wright, Grizzle 4 Shizzle, Bucko Clambake, and Humungulus
Eliminations:
Humungulus self-eliminated like a dumbass at 0:31
Bucko hit with a Kodiak Bomb by Grizzle at 1:51
Grizzle Tossed by TREAT BOY at 2:54
Peppy tossed by TREAT BOY at 6:47
TREAT BOY tossed by Neal at 9:35
Klaw tossed by Neal at 15:26
Roland tossed by Neal at 21:36
2. Bad Religion defeated the Turd Experience when Spike powerbombed Turd 2A at 26:51 ⭐⭐⭐ ½⭐
3. Ace La Grange defeated Tucker Schertz with a leg lock suplex hold in 16:26 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
4. Taco Belle and Pam from Human Resources defeated Stormy Knight and Virginia Slams when Pam CRITICAL!ed Stormy with a lariat at 15:18 ⭐⭐ ½⭐

#24 – 7-27-19
1. OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL: Jackson Victory defeated Churd Grunson, Zippity Duda, Cobra Nightraven, Froggy Terry, Radical Jeremy, Agent Fang, and Doodlebug (I didn’t write down the individual eliminations)
2. Stormy Knight defeated Pam from Human Resources with the Multi-vortex Armbreaker in 16:20 ⭐⭐⭐ 1/2⭐
3. Rodimus Primo defeated Tupac Machine in 9:57 with a Huracanrana ⭐⭐
4. Big Dick Fuchs defeated Tyrannosaurus Plex  (no star rating, for some reason?)

This house show report is incredibly late. So late, in fact, that the Twitch stream of it is already set to be deleted tomorrow, so I’m not going to embed it. I dunno, it’s been a really rough couple of weeks here at STRUGGLE Headquarters, and I’m sure you’ll hear about it eventually. Finances are rough right now, and we’ve got some decisions to make, and that’s about all I can say right now. Thank Nate’s mom. Yeah.

Gonna try something a bit different this week. I figured if we have Invisible Backstage Cameras everywhere, we might as well send Murray to the locker rooms to try and get some post-match reactions from some of the wrestlers. Of course, it was a complete friggin’ disaster, (seriously trying to cuss less on here) but everything we’ve done since the relaunch has been disastrous on some level, so we’ll probably keep doing it. Here’s the video, which will be gone in a couple weeks, as will some of you, considering the abundance of alcohol-related deaths in the Tri-State area. And your last days are precious, so spend them watching wrestling. Here’s the link to the show before they take it down, I may or may not embed it later, but I’m on my phone, and that’s hard to do from here.

Continue reading HOUSE SHOW #21! 6-22-19 →

So many house shows, so little time.

Oh lord, it’s a house show. Watch the video while it’s there, then read them words.

Well, this was a decent show, that descended into a shitshow, as always. STRUGGLE, ladie and gentlemen! Anyway, here’s the video, it’ll be gone in a week, but the words; the words last forever.

Well, this was a fuckin’ disaster. We tried to actually enforce traditional wrestling rules, and the result was one of the worst shows we’ve ever had, and that was before we lost one of our top guys. I don;t know why you’d want to, but watch it below, before Twitch deletes it, or read about it. Fuck.