So many house shows, so little time.

Oh lord, it’s a house show. Watch the video while it’s there, then read them words.

Well, this was a decent show, that descended into a shitshow, as always. STRUGGLE, ladie and gentlemen! Anyway, here’s the video, it’ll be gone in a week, but the words; the words last forever.

Well, this was a fuckin’ disaster. We tried to actually enforce traditional wrestling rules, and the result was one of the worst shows we’ve ever had, and that was before we lost one of our top guys. I don;t know why you’d want to, but watch it below, before Twitch deletes it, or read about it. Fuck.

Hey, house show time. A week ago. Not pressed for time as bad as last time around, but I still don’t feel like typing much, especially after last night’s show. Watch the show (again, split by terrible internet connections), then read words.

Ah, hell, it’s been a hectic couple of weeks, so here’s a show from two weeks ago. Not gonna bother linking the video here, because it’s already about to hit the Twitch time limit. I’m in kind of a hurry to get to last week’s show, so I’m probably not gonna ramble much this time. some words and be happy, you little shits.

Heyyy, another show. Wrestling happened. Here’s the video that Twitch will delete soon, or at least the first part of it. (stupid modem)
Watch it, then watch the second part, then read words.

Ah, hell, this happened like a week ago, and I just haven’t had the time, between the plumbing and some weird issues with one of the ring crew guys. Don’t ask; all shall be explained later. I’m going to try and be less long-winded with the match reports, because it contributes to these taking a week to type up, plus I’m not sure if anyone reads them. Well, you know. anyway, here’s the video, which Twitch will kill in a week:

Look, things are weird here, the damn shit pipes are clogged and/or cursed, I got a plumber telling me he won’t fix it because the building’s not up to code, and I’m staring down the barrel of having to wade through raw sewage to fix this mess myself. So this house show report is late, and I had to type it up on my phone, so it’s probably a lot sloppier than usual, plus whatever autocorrect turns half my words into. Also, the formatting might be off, because WordPress is weird on a phone, and I know formatting is what you’re all here for, so I’m sorry. I can’t embed video from here, and I might fix that when I get home, but until then, here’s a link to the video, plus a second link to the rest of the show that got cut off by my shitty internet. That’ll be gone in a week or so as always, so hurry. Then, read about it below.

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This was a weird show, in that I guess the bingo people decided that it might be a neat thing to combine the two key features of their damn bingo hall and have some matches go on while the old ladies are going to bathroom and/or sneaking shots of Everclear in the parking lot. Unfortunately, this happened right as we’re starting a hardcore tournament, and people may have been sufficiently horrified so as to not have this happen again. Oh well. Anyway, short card, and the hastily-assembled nature of it really messed with the video quality somehow, but what can you do. Watch this video within the next 7 days (or is it 14? Or was it 14, but is now 7? Who even knows anymore) and read things about it.